How does this work then? I have never 'blogged' in my life and don't want to make any blogging faux pas... although I expect admitting one's blogging virginity is a faux pas in itself. Damn. School girl error.

Trend #1:
The rise of the Blogging Virgins - those who really should have got the hang of this by now, but have been sticking their fingers in their ears and going "lalalalala", and are now coming out of the closet